I Don't Care About Your Erection!

What does erections have to do with a blog about gaming? I honestly have no idea. So, I have no idea why so many men keep talking about their boners in blogs that are probably mostly read by men. And I have to admit, no matter how horny I am at any given time I really don't want to hear about it either.

So, where is this all coming from? One word, Bayonetta. Other than the E3 coverage, most of the information I had about this game, before today, came from articles like "GC 09: Bayonetta 80% Done, I'm 100% Horny For It." Sure I should have known I had no interest in the article when I read the title, but I gave Jim Sterling's article a glance:

"Erection-inducing action game Bayonetta is almost ready, with producer Yusuke Hashimoto proudly proclaiming that it's 80% done. That's good, because my penis is 100% hard right now, just thinking about this game. Oh yeah, I'm typing this with a massive bonk-on right now, so just sit back and think about that. All throbbin' and everything."

Ew! The sad thing is that this is not the first time I have heard men talking about this game this way. Seeing how I have no desire to think about the "bonk-on" of any of these writers, I have felt no need to continue reading about the fabulous game that Bayonetta will probably be! Seriously, check out the E3 09 trailer (below) and see for yourself. This game looks for better than some lonely guys boner.



So, seriously guys stop talking about how hot the fictional hero is and start doing the actual game some justice!